nokta (5) joke

تشاجر زوجان و امتنعا عن الكلام وقبل النوم قدَّم الزوج لزوجته ورقة مكتوب عليها:" "ايقظيني الساعة الخامسة صباحاً".

وفي اليوم التالي استيقظ الزوج، ونظر الى الساعة فوجدها الثامنة! فاغتاظ، لبس ثيابه بسرعة، ولما هم بالخروج، رأى ورقة مكتوب عليها: "استيقظ، الساعة الآن الخامسة!

A married couple got into a fight and did not speak to each other for the rest of the evening. Before going to bed, the husband handed his wife a piece of paper on it he wrote “Wake me up at 5:00 AM to go to work!”. When he woke up, he realized it is 8:00 AM. So he got mad, but as he jumped out of bad he saw a piece of paper next to his pillow on it his wife wrote “Wake up, it is 5:00 AM!!”
( thanks nafnouf ).